Six Step “How To Dump” Guide

When it comes to dumping, both men and women become spineless and don’t know how to be straightforward. They look for alternative ways to convey the message that everything is over. Here are some ideas how you can dump your partner.

Six Step “How To Dump” Guide

Here are some suggestions that will make you give your partner the idea your relationship is coming to an end. In fact, if you follow this plan, your partner might even save you the trouble of having a difficult conversation and leave you first. Read on:

• Step One:
Being non-committal is definitely the first step. Let the other person plan an outing or a date; Agree to come but at the last moment, cancel, giving some lame excuse. This will put your partner on notice for sure.

• Step Two:
Become boring so that he/ she loses all interest in you. Being uninteresting will not ensure that he/she will leave you, but it will definitely make you less desirable.

• Step Three:
Stop showing any kind of physical gestures of love or affection to your partner. This not only includes making love, but even kissing or holding hands and being all lovey-dovey. Remember: you really want to dump your partner!

• Step Four:
Forget your partner’s birthday. Don’t congratulate him/ her when he/ she is promoted or gets a better job. Don’t call your partner when he /she is sick. This will give a strong message that you are not taking the relationship seriously.

• Step Five:
Remind your partner that you believe in dating many people and that you are uninterested in the institution of marriage because you cannot be committed to a single person all your life.

• Step Six:
Disagree on where to eat, what to buy, what to wear, how to drink–all and sundry. This will be the straw that breaks the camel’s back for sure.
However, in this process if you find out this was the right person for you, don’t be a jerk and mar this precious relationship.

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